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math test:
a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
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history test:
the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
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literature test:
explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
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physics tests:
The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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math test:
a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
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history test:
the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
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literature test:
explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
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physics tests:
The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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the comments..hahaJust a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
just had eggs god they were delish
man i love eggs
im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious
mmm delicious chicken periods
ok
its a fucking egg cell
do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?
seeds
do you know what holds seeds?
fruit.
enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP
sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!
I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!
Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.
It was delicious.
These comments are hilarious. I love eggs.
I said this was just a bit too gross to reblog but Kay dared me to do it. “Don’t be a chicken” she said…
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how to walk like a queen [x]
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I knew zombies would be the cause of 2012 end! The Mayans were right!
Welp, I guess it’s time to go to Pluto.
……nope
Welp, we’re all fucked.
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Yea…….so um…………..Time to start preparing for the zombies…
i like the red squiggly lines under “Necrotizing fasciitis”
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